Monday, 11 February 2013

(mis)perceptions about Canada

Here are some of the misperceptions about Canada that I have heard from other study abroad students and Brits.

MYTHS
  • Canada is in fact pronounced Canadia
  • No matter where you are from in Canada it is very very cold and there is a lot of snow
  • Canadians sell milk in bags
  • Canadians say eh after every phrase and enunciate O's like there is no tomorrow
  • All of the stereotypes personified in How I Met Your Mother are true
  • The Canadian national anthem resembles the Genovia national anthem from Princess Diaries
  • Canadians are very polite
FACTS
  • C-A-N-A-D-A
  • Although the majority of the country gets quite cold and there is a lot of snow, my hometown of Vancouver does not! It is way colder here and there is definitely no snow in February back home
  • We sell milk in jugs and cartons, bags are a thing of the past
  • I do say eh, NOT every time I talk though. I think I have been called out on an 'eh' slip three or four times since I've been here and a hard 'O' once or twice. These are moments of pride, not shame
  • Of all the stereotypes on HIMYM the one that is exemplified the best is that we have a sense of humour and are able to laugh at ourselves. Also that we love Tim Hortons, I really do love Tim Ho's and miss Iced Capps
  • My friend Kendall is the source of this Genovia myth, I refuse to believe there is a similarity but you can see for yourself on the link below
  • Why yes, we are polite, thank you so much for saying that, I really appreciate it and I hope you have a good day!



Friday, 8 February 2013

Patriotisms

It's odd how when you travel away from home you immediately feel more attached to it. Despite the separation of thousand of my miles and exploring new places with new people you intrinsically identify with your home more than ever. I call this phenomenon, and its subsequent outbursts of nationalistic pride, Patriotisms.

This phenomenon was most prominently displayed during Superbowl Sunday last weekend. The game, which began at 10pm my time and ran until 4am (at which time I was fast asleep) had the uncanny ability to draw together a collection of cultures. About half the spectators that crowded around the satellite streamed game from New Orleans had no knowledge of American football, yet nonetheless cheered as each pass was completed and each touchdown scored. The amalgamation of foreign nationalities resulted in a comparison of each person's native country. The results of which were threefold:

1) The Australian national anthem is by far the happiest and funnest to sing. With lyrics such as "let us rejoice", it was an immediate crowd pleaser. The Canadian national anthem was best known by the Aussies but mostly unrecognizable to the Brits and the majority of our neighbourly Americans...for shame. Finally, the American national anthem was well known by all but also lovingly teased by all for the patriotic emotions and tears it conjured in full grown 300 pound men on the sidelines.

2) Lemonade is a heated debate topic. To North Americans, lemonade is a tart juice drink that one has on a hot summer's day or one sells for 25 cents on the corner of their street in the prospect of entrepreneurial success. However, in Britain, lemonade is a commercially made and carbonated beverage, similar to 7up or Sprite but sweeter. Sacrilege if you ask me. In our dining hall there is usually pitchers full of this "Lemonade" on the tables that have been referred to during dinner as "squash" or "cordial". Needless to say, amidst this quandary of nouns one question decidedly stands out, what's the difference? Essentially, the words squash and cordial are interchangeable and are used to describe a drink made from water, sugar and juice. The closest equivalent in North America would be Kool-Aid (OHHH YEAH) and its closest taste would be to sweet diluted juice. Aren't you glad I cleared that up? You can now sleep at night knowing that the great juice debate of 2013 has been solved.

3) Patriotisms exist regardless of what country you call home. You may recite the Canadian anthem or debate the "rightness" of juices, but when it comes down to it these patriotisms are more pro than con. They tell us where we're from and where we are and ironically have the ability to connect us in our differences.

Thursday, 7 February 2013

Refresher's Flu

I'm suffering from a cold right now, aptly nicknamed the Refreshers Flu. It's tyrannical rampage has seemed to have hit almost every study abroad student here. I guess it just goes to show you can only go out and party 5 nights in a row without any repercussions. The video below sums up how I feel.




Monday, 4 February 2013

Getting There

Well, the moment came. I boarded my flight to London Heathrow on January 21st and arrived in Leicester on the 23rd. I would like to say that the journey overseas was easy, that my flight was uneventful and that I was greeted with open arms upon stepping foot into my new home, but what would be the fun in that?

The night before my departure I was feeling anxious and nervous to be leaving everything behind and departing on this adventure solely by myself. All these feelings are natural to experience before you move somewhere, or before you have a big game to play, or before a first date. But for me, someone who experiences anxiety in certain situations, a fact that I don't often disclose to people (until now I guess) these feelings often overwhelm. In this particular case they resulted in me having stomach pains and throwing up the whole night before my flight left...and then again in the car, and again in the airport. I gathered myself together long enough to approach the check in desk, only to discover that the luggage I had intended on bringing aboard my flight was too big and had to be checked as well. Thankfully, the man behind the counter took pity on my disheveled appearance, complete with kleenex box and plastic bag and checked it for free. After a brief anxiety attack between check in and departures in which what can only be described as a mild asthma attacked ensued I was in the clear; until hunger struck.

The small rectangle box of food landed on my folded down airplane tray wafting the smell of microwaved chicken and mashed potatoes seductively into my nose. Normally, airplane food is the equivalent of hospital food and both conjure images of overcooked vegetables and gross pudding cups, but to someone who hadn't eaten anything substantial in the last 12 hours, it was heavenly. Big mistake.   If you haven't ever gotten sick in an airplane bathroom before don't start know. On the third trip there I felt faint and dizzy and was about to put my hands on my knees when they gave out and I passed out on the floor. The most notable thing about the experience, besides the odd smell of the airplane carpet flooring, was probably that no one noticed. Less than three feet ahead of me on my left sat two boys watching a movie and to the right a row of four people still eating their meals, and not one of them turned around. I simply picked myself back up and walked back to my seat with none the wiser.


When I landed in Heathrow I took the bus to the hotel where I was staying that night and after dragging my luggage back and forth two times between reception and my room I finally had to switch rooms 5 floors down because the lock on the original one didn't work. The next day I took a chartered bus along with other study abroad students to the University of Leicester. I arrived in my new home and woke up the next day to discover the one shower across the hall from me didn't work and the other didn't lock, and furthermore somewhere along the way my name had been crossed of the registration list for classes and I had to re-enroll in my courses.

There's a thing called Murphy's Law that says if anything can go wrong it will. I don't tend to believe in superstition, I don't mind walking under ladders or opening an umbrella inside, but if I ever meet this Murphy I will surely kick him in the face. Luckily, there is also a saying that goes, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. After my first week here where I met really nice people from all over the world, went to parties on campus, moved into my room and attended classes I enjoyed, I choose to believe in the second saying.







Saturday, 29 December 2012

Idiot Abroad

One of my favourite British shows at the moment is An Idiot Abroad. It stars disgruntled Karl Pilkington as he reluctantly travels across the world to the amusement of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant who monitor his globe trotting from the comfort of home. In the first season Karl grudgingly sees the seven wonders of the world. One of my favourite episodes is when Karl visits Mexico to see the ancient city of the Mayans and the Chichen Itza. He arrives before dawn in anticipation of seeing the glorious sun ascending from behind the ancient bricks of a lost civilization, only to be greeted by a telephone call from his girlfriend Susan who can't figure out how to work the DVD player back in the UK. The series has a lot of these satirical moments, when the fantastical moments of travelling are eclipsed by the realities of it. He visits Egypt and the pyramids are overshadowed by paper napkins floating about in a small tornado of garbage, and when he visits the great city of Petra carved into the rocks of Jordan it is outshone by the oddly efficient postal service that delivers mail even to the most remote cave dwellers. In these moments the underbelly of travelling stories becomes unearthed and you realize the potential pitfalls of exploring. At times like these, high expectations are often underwhelmed and self deprecating humour is at its finest.

However, after finishing his phone call with Susan and walking around the ancient civilization further Karl decides to have a snack and meets an iguana. As he feeds the iguana bits of food he turns to the camera and comments that its amazing you can have something in common with something so different than yourself. Despite thousands of years between the two, they both enjoy a good snack together. In this moment Karl unknowingly, yet poignantly points out that it's not always the greatest wonders of the world that mystify the most, but instead the small wonders in the simple things. In the shared snack between an iguana and a bald headed man, in the small moments between different people taking part in an experience.